Article I’m the Woman Who Ruined the Workplace
Article I’m the Woman Who Ruined the Workplace
Nov 15 2025, 9:55 AM
https://archive.ph/2lEaj
A McSweeney's Internet Tendency-esque response to all the bullshit about women ruining the workplace:
Quote:On my first day, I arrived with a hopeful heart, excited to serve our clients and become a member of the team. “LOOK SHARP, BUTTHEADS!” I bellowed. “IT’S WOMAN TIME!” Things didn’t improve when I insisted on being called the Cap’n.
Much of how I ruined the workplace has to do with the accommodations that I, as a woman, require. Because of me, male employees are no longer allowed to make lewd jokes, hold men-only work gatherings, or type with their penises. Yes, this has ruined the workplace, although it has also drastically reduced typos.
Edited Nov 15 2025, 7:53 PM by Elsacat.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/did-women-really-ruin-the-workplace
https://archive.ph/2lEaj
A McSweeney's Internet Tendency-esque response to all the bullshit about women ruining the workplace:
Quote:On my first day, I arrived with a hopeful heart, excited to serve our clients and become a member of the team. “LOOK SHARP, BUTTHEADS!” I bellowed. “IT’S WOMAN TIME!” Things didn’t improve when I insisted on being called the Cap’n.
Much of how I ruined the workplace has to do with the accommodations that I, as a woman, require. Because of me, male employees are no longer allowed to make lewd jokes, hold men-only work gatherings, or type with their penises. Yes, this has ruined the workplace, although it has also drastically reduced typos.
